Riddle Me Ridiculous

Well if you thought the one before was absurd, then click on the title and tell me of this one.


When first you meet me, meet me well,

Be strong, agree, reach the hard sell.

But if you don't, give me in gold,

Not legal, but effective. Hold

And keep, I sign sincere.

When you let go, I disappear.

'Good job, by jove, you've done it again!'
'That's jolly good, whole-hearted men!'

 

Riddle Answer A Handshake

 

Riddle Explanation
but if you don't, give me in gold, not legal, but effective - a golden handshake.

Squirrel-Nest

'Far more useful than a plain old tree, yes yes, it is.'

Riddle Me Soppy

Well now that's ridiculous, but if you're confident, click the title and give it a go.


Don't give me, cash me in,

If free they won't buy me, wherein

You'll wait 'till I come home,

Forecast from if I sit or roam,

My drinks collect, an utter sack.

Mostly white and black.

Deary deary, soppy goose, I met you once, though quite obtuse. You asked me questions, halabaloo, all I did was chew!

 

Riddle Answer - A Cow

 

Riddle Explanation
don't give me - don't give a cow.

cash me in - a cash cow.

if free they won't buy me - why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

wherein you'll wait 'till I come home - until the cows come home.

forecast from if I sit or roam - it is said that if a cow is sitting then it will rain. Though only an old wives tale and most likely untrue, some theories are surprisingly convincing. For instance, one says that cows are more able to detect increasing air moisture and then lie to preserve some dry grass, or lie to protect their stomachs, which are supposedly more sensitive to changes in atmospheric pressure.

Gentle-Bighorn

Gentle-Bighorn, you show them how suave you can be. I'm sure she'll love your sticks.

Riddle Me Silly

Stroke your billy goatee, and click the title to see how silly your ideas can be.


I'm angry and I'll show to you,

With me what's flat becomes a slew.

At someone or on something done,

Across the silken plains, I'm spun.

But if you calm me, flames adjourn,

Downside up I'll turn.

Relax why don't you. Put your feet up. It's just a little bit of silly fun to pass the time with someone.

 

Riddle Answer A Frown

 

Riddle Explanation
at someone or on something done - to frown at someone or on something.

but if you calm me, flames adjourn, downside up I'll turn - turn a frown upside down!

Young Mother Duck

Young Mother Duck cares for her beautiful little ducklings, washing and feeding them, until they are ready to swim away. Just as we all must do, with every little aspect of our characters; Nurture ourselves, until we are ready to show the world what we have become.


I have decided to begin a portrait section each week. I will try to post a portrait of someone as they might be, in my world. I will take requests from people, though bare in mind, the results may be quite different to what you had expected. The purpose is to help me develop character ideas for my book, and give everyone a little memento along the way.

Send me a contact email to make a request here


Riddle Me Wretched

Have any suggestions for this wretch of a riddle? Click the title and comment.


Me you say, you don't know me,

I'm one, but which? Your choice is free,

Your pick, but if you think just so

Believe in that and me, you know

You think I'm calmly clear, a rut;

I'm but.

'This is a wretched riddle.'
'Did I not say just that?'
'Well at least give us a hint!'
'Hmm, well ok. Je pense, donc je suis; I am only not nothing.'
'Well that's worse than no hint.'

 

Riddle Answer Anything

 

Riddle Explanation
me you say - anything you say.

you don't know me - you don't know anything.

but if you think just so believe in that and me, you know - if you believe that, you'll believe anything.

you think I'm calmly clear, a rut; I'm but - to be anything but.

The Ice-Bucket Challenge (A late entry)

I was challenged by my sister to do the Ice Bucket Challenge long ago. I thought instead of letting what I made go to waste, some might be interested to see where I got to when I ran out of time (and patience with iMovie).


Production stopped as I couldn't work out how to put text to the video, and the challenge had ended. The text that was meant to be added is as below. I am supposed to be speaking.


My sister Ruby nominated me to throw cold water on my head
For ALS, a neurodegenerative disease, a good cause, so, ‘sure,’ I said.
I see too many videos of celebrities saying: ‘I’ll do the Ice Bucket Challenge, I ain’t no punk’.
Indeed the purpose of it is to show one’s grasp of double-negatives and that, blimey, you’ve got spunk.
So as an illustrator and nonsense writer, I made this video. Mind, not to self-promote.
I will also be donating, though to the local temple in my town that keeps community afloat.
And if you would indulge me, give me a little time and space,
I wrote a poem that I call, The Bear and Boniface

 

The Bear of strong and grizzle made,
Yet mild mind and heart of cotton,
Fell down, fell Ill, and into clutches,
Body tart, and heart gone rotten.
When caught, it fought, but lost the fight.
The Boniface, they note the snare,
But they just sing,
They all just sing
Of the weak strong broken bear.

I'll name my inn, says the first
Yes name my inn, the second graced
I'll change my inn, the third proclaimed,
Name it The Bear and Boniface.
They praised and raised their glasses up,
How much you truly feign to care.
But they just sing,
They all just sing
Of the now forgotten bear.

Till one day, sad and sullen moped
Into the town a downbeat cub
Who timid asked why they all sang
And why the Bear's named to each pub.
At this unhappy hour gone
It's fine to sing, this story share
But don't just sing,
Help, learn a thing,
And most of all, recall the Bear.

 

Throwing icy water on yourself only helps if you learn a thing from it, and most of all, recall why you do it.

- ancient proverb, probably.

Riddle Me Hold

You think you knew but forgot? Well press the title and write everything you remember. 


A coffin, in me hold the dead,

But hide each bottom, show each head.

I sit inside, you take a look,

But outside like a tool to cook.

A vessel, as the waters go,

Not out but inside flow.

 

'How will writing everything I remember help remember what I forgot?'
'Well, anything you don't write, is something you forgot. So anything you don't write must be the answer.'
'Ingenious! ...I remember a marmalade sandwich.'
'Wait, comment below. I'll check it later. Only I imagine you remember a lot of useless things that I've no time to hear now.'
'Right you are.'

 

Riddle Answer A vase

 

Riddle Explanation
but outside like a tool to cook - like a pot.

'me'

One of the first quick sketches I did with the wacom. A good way to end the portrait series now that I'm back from festivities and ready to take up arms again. Both an end, and a beginning.

Riddle Me Whole

To write your comments just click the title.


If you look to the nearest one, I'm round,

And square, myself you've found

A bachelor, see tree from wood.

So tell a joke, make sure it's good.

As you alone can sure make me,

The answer's in the question, see.

'Is a hole one, or nothing?'
'It depends, is it a whole hole or only part of a hole?'
'A whole, but completely full.'
'Then it's definitely one hole. Nothing can't be full.'

 

Riddle Answer The Number One

 

Riddle Explanation
if you look to the nearest one, I'm round - to round to the nearest one digit.

and square, myself you've found - one squared is one.

so tell a joke, make sure it's good - a good one.

as you alone can sure make me - you make one.

Yuri's Grandmother

This is a looser line drawing of a lady I believe I only met once, Yuri's Grandmother. 

Don't be aggrieved for each line or wrinkle on your face. Each one is only made of a multitude of stories that beat away until they left their mark. Each one only represents the depth of each experience, for shallow experiences won't imprint themselves long. When I am old and looking back on life, I hope I have enough wrinkles to recall.

Riddle Me Half

If you've just half an idea, then let me know here and click the title.


I sprout, I spread, I'm fair as day,

I thicken black, then fade to gray,

I lose my will and run away.

'This week you're shorter. Is that a clue?'
'It is not, I'm both long and short.'
'Well that's the most useless clue I've ever heard.'
'But at least you aren't clueless.'

 

Riddle Answer Hair

Kento

Continuing my portrait series, this is an old piece I drew of an old friend.
Wrap up for winter - it's cold out.

Riddle Me Full

If you're full, quite to the brim, then click the title and leave what's prim.


In the night I'm crystal clear.

In the day I disappear.

Starting small and growing down,

Then falling till I drown.

'Leave what's prim?'
'Yes, it would be proper to leave what is affectedly dainty or refined.'
'Well that's wonderful, but you didn't ask for what's proper, you asked for prim.'
'Prim is proper.'
'No, proper is affectedly dainty or refined.'
'Well to be affectedly dainty or refined is to be prim.'
'So I shouldn't be proper?'
'...You tire me.'

 

Riddle Answer An Icicle

New Years

Happy New Year from everyone at the Hickory Clock!

Riddle Me Festive

If within the festive cheer you happen by a smart idea, click the title and write it here.


Old as stories, old as light,

I move in day and stop at night.

In stars and fairies I am strewn.

In part the same as whole platoon.

In warmth, play with the cubs of bruin.

In cold, with laughter, fall to ruin.

'I love this season. Are you this season?'
'Don't just guess random things without reading what I say I am.'
'Do you have identity issues being a different thing every week?'
'...I am related to this season.'

 

Riddle Answer A Christmas Tree

Nan

So now with Christmas around the corner and all sorts of holiday events, I am staying with this wonderful hostess, Nan. And though when she saw this sketch of her before she was less than pleased with it, I think, this is what she is to me, and she's beautiful.

She cooks such foods you've never seen,
and cleans, makes most pristinely sheen,
In fact, do anything she can,
She's Nan.

Riddle Me Plenty

If you've plenty of ideas then click on the title and leave one.


I've no teeth and my tongue won't lick,

My collar's got no neck, the trick

Is; to use someone else's me.

You'll surely see what they would see.

And if I'm on the other, wish!

My essence is a fish.

'Ha. Your essence is a fish? Does that mean if you're not flipping out, you just flop?'
'I said fish, not shoe.'
'Oh, so it means you smell really bad?'
'Essence. Essence. Not incense or whatever nonsense you're thinking.'
'So is the answer a smelly shoe or not?'

 

Riddle Answer A Shoe

 

Riddle Explanation
to use someone else's me. You'll surely see what they would see - to put yourself in someone else's shoes.

and if I'm on the other, wish! - the shoe is on the other foot.

my essence is a fish - a soul and a sole are homophones.

Granddad

Well I suppose here then should go one of the oldest influences in my life.

As Granddad developed into the man he became, he learnt one thing; 'You see, it's absurd,' he continued as no one was listening, 'now you can't even call a young girl toots, or give sweets to children in a park. I love watching children and listening to them play, why shouldn't I give them sweets?' He stopped and realised I was more preoccupied touching the cat's paw as it slept than listening to how one should be able to give sweets to children, again. 'I'd have called you buster, and your sister toots, no problem, you see.' 'That's great Granddad,' said the cat standing up and calling me to fill its milk bowl. But actually, I did think it was. Great. He's not wrong, just old. And if Granddad's are good for anything, it's being old. When I develop into a Granddad, I think I will do old very well. I already dislike modern music.